"I’m beginning to realize that autoerotic asphyxiation isn’t really the right metaphor for the sequester. Because Congress did rig it up, and if they had pulled off the compromise, I guess it would’ve felt amazing for them. But as usual, they did it wrong, and yet somehow we’re the ones blacking out… while they’re still jerking off."

JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)

I never thought sexual innuendo would help me understand the sequester budget cuts. Boy was I wrong!

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